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YA Review: Kill Me Softly by Sarah Cross

5/14/2012

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Kill Me Softly cover
Kill Me Softly
Author: Sarah Cross
Publication Date: 4/10/12
Publisher: EgmontUSA

Blurb:
 Mirabelle's past is shrouded in secrecy, from her parents' tragic deaths to her guardians' half-truths about why she can't return to her birthplace, Beau Rivage. Desperate to see the town, Mira runs away a week before her sixteenth birthday—and discovers a world she never could have imagined.

In Beau Rivage, nothing is what it seems—the strangely pale girl with a morbid interest in apples, the obnoxious playboy who's a beast to everyone he meets, and the chivalrous guy who has a thing for damsels in distress. Here, fairy tales come to life, curses are awakened, and ancient stories are played out again and again.

But fairy tales aren't pretty things, and they don't always end in happily ever after. Mira has a role to play, a fairy tale destiny to embrace or resist. As she struggles to take control of her fate, Mira is drawn into the lives of two brothers with fairy tale curses of their own . . . brothers who share a dark secret. And she'll find that love, just like fairy tales, can have sharp edges and hidden thorns. 

Review:

I really wish that I had just set this one aside and left it to its fans.  At around 80%, I knew that it was absolutely not going to work for me.  But there were moments leading up to that point where I was very intrigued.  And 20% is so little to leave behind.  And there’s always that nagging voice in the back of my head going, “but what if the ending swoops in and saves it all?” 

The beginning of this book is so promising. Mira is an orphan, living with her godmothers in a small home with a ton of restrictions.  She’s not allowed to drive or touch sharp objects of any kind and above all she’s not allowed to go back to Beau Rivage, the mysterious town where she was born.  Her parents died in a horrible fire on her christening day, and her godmothers whisked her away.  As the book opens, they fight over whether to make her 16th birthday dress blue or pink.  Two guesses as to which fairy tale this is….

Mira doesn’t care about any of the restrictions, really, but she’s determined to get back to Beau Rivage.  She has to know what happened to her parents and she yearns to see her birthplace.  So, she spends months piecing together an elaborate and false online romance.  She writes increasingly personal emails to a fake internet boyfriend, from a place far away from Beau Rivage.  She leaves her godmothers a trail of breadcrumbs in the opposite direction and then makes a calculated run for her birthplace.  This is the only intelligent and independent action she takes in the entire book.

When she gets to Beau Rivage, she meets Blue and his brother Felix.  Blue is infuriating and impossible and immediately warns her away from his brother.  But Felix is hot and rich and he installs her into his suite, so of course that means she’s “in love” with him in a matter of hours.  Of course, Blue fascinates her too, with his blue hair and blue emo-soul.  He writes poetry for his band; he flusters her; he has a heart-shaped birthmark on the small of his back; he smells of “metal and industrial strength styling products.”  And of course, after a while she wants him too but she can’t have him, because he might KILL HER (by kissing her, but apparently flirty full-contact “tickle fights” are perfectly okay). No matter that his brother carries the same danger, because she loves his brother – his brother that she’s barely spent any time with.

Mira spends the rest of the novel either making wild assumptions based on little to no evidence, ignoring very obvious clues, or pining for a boy she barely knows while simultaneously angsting about poor maddening Blue and trodding all over the one love interest who is actually a kind person. She’s painfully, painfully naïve, spineless and incredibly easy to manipulate.  She’s that heroine who shouts, “I don’t need your help!!!” like a toddler while simultaneously falling off a cliff.   And her insistence on her own strength becomes even more ludicrous as the book progresses because she seriously doesn’t do a single thing for herself.  Her parents?  You know, the entire reason she came to Beau Rivage in the first place?  Well, she’s content to sit back and let Felix take care of that. Even when he finds brand new information, she does nothing to act on it.  Even at the very end, during the major climactic scene, she tells someone else to go after the love interest for her and just sits there, fretting as the clock runs down.

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So yes, as you can probably tell, I had a very hard time with the heroine.  But further than that, this book is just slow.  To quote one of my favorite Disney princess sidekicks: “Nothing is…happening.” This book is like one giant infodump about Mira, the other fairy tale characters, and the rules they live by.  Mira goes to the casino, goes to the beach, goes to a book store, goes to a party.  Each outing involves some form of her sitting down and listening while another character teaches her about Beau Rivage.  The actual “story” here is a very simple, “I love you but can’t have you” tale.  And ultimately, it wasn’t enough for me.

Perfect Musical Pairing
Emily Osment – Once Upon A Dream 

My friend Crowinator wrote about “golden subjects” a few weeks ago: those themes that will partially guarantee that you enjoy a book even before you’ve read it. Fairy tale re-tellings are definitely a golden subject for me. I definitely had fun reading about Snow White, Beauty, the Beast, Prince Charming, and many others as teenagers. I also loved when this book occasionally took a turn for the darker side of things; for example, when Gretel is briefly shown working as a hired goon, because after murdering the witch she found that she enjoyed hurting people.  There's also a very interesting part where a Snow White manifestation is shown half-drugged because her Prince preferred her when she was dead.  This book had a major opportunity to go very dark at the end and I was sooooo hoping it would, but alas.  Much like this song, it’s just another fluffy romantic remake.


2/5 Stars
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17 Comments
Maja link
5/14/2012 02:49:41 am

Being an optimist is so time-consuming! A true pessimist would have given up at 80%. :)

Fairy tale retellings are pretty much the opposite of a golden subject for me. I can't remember a single one I actually liked, though to be fair, I haven't read that many at all.
Fabulous review, Catie!

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Maja link
5/14/2012 02:55:03 am

Oh, and btw, Mira would probably make me pull all my hair out in 10 minutes or less, so I think I'll pass. I happen to like my hair very much. :D

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Catie (The Readventurer link
5/15/2012 01:04:20 am

Yeah, that "book-saving ending" pretty much never happens, does it? I think I've experienced that maybe once. What ARE your golden topics Maja? Kick-ass female heroines, zombies, and...Maggie? :)

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Maja link
5/15/2012 02:25:23 am

Hmm, I never really thought about it like that. Wars, I suppose, I love war stories; zombies, sure, though with a lot of exceptions and talking cats, hah! (Kidding about that one.)
I don't know, I'll have to think about it some more. You?

Catie (The Readventurer) link
5/15/2012 07:45:57 am

Girls dressed as boys, high-seas adventures, sympathetic monsters, shades of grey (non-erotic variety), reality, fantasy that feels like reality. :)

I feel like this should be a 3 heads are better than 1 post.

michelle link
5/15/2012 09:00:48 am

I like your list of golden topics Catie -- it is pretty much mine. :)

Catie (The Readventurer) link
5/15/2012 09:43:01 am

Nice! Have you read the Leviathan series (by Scott Westerfeld) Michelle?

Chantaal link
5/14/2012 06:38:07 am

You've pretty much summed up my exact thoughts on this book. Mirabelle was frustrating as a main character, and everything moved way too slow for my liking, despite fairy tale retellings being one of my golden subjects as well. I had such high hopes for this one.

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Catie (The Readventurer) link
5/15/2012 01:08:28 am

Well, I'm glad to be in good company Chantaal! There are so many great fairy tale re-tellings out there - at least we have plenty of others to choose from.

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Lucy link
5/14/2012 07:03:51 am

I can see from your review that this book would not be for me. The fairy tale retellings are tricky - too bad it didn't go dark as you'd hoped. Maybe that would have made all the difference. Cool cover though.

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Catie (The Readventurer) link
5/15/2012 01:10:17 am

Yes, there was this moment at the end where it had a major chance to go SO DARK and while that probably wouldn't have saved the whole book for me, it definitely would have made it about 1 or 2 stars more interesting. I do love dark fairy tales.

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Anna Scott link
5/14/2012 08:59:23 pm

The title and the synopsis scream POTENTIAL FOR DARK STUFF AND THE LIKE, but this sounds like it would annoy me just as much as it annoyed you. I have mixed feelings about fairy-tale re-tellings, but would love to find a really great one soon that might convert me

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Catie (The Readventurer) link
5/15/2012 01:11:53 am

Anna, you should check out Laini Taylor's Lip Touch Three Times. Veeeeerrrry good stuff.

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Tatiana (The Readventurer) link
5/14/2012 10:21:36 pm

I'd like to say that "fairy tale retelling" is a "golden subject" for me, but unfortunately not many are successful, and neither is this one, apparently.

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Catie (The Readventurer) link
5/15/2012 01:14:13 am

There was a long time when I read a ton of re-tellings - even the children's and middle grade ones. I do love them, generally. Actually I wonder if I like the children's and MG ones MORE than YA because they don't typically have all the romance? If I'm reading a YA or adult one, it needs to be pretty dark for me to like it.

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Tatiana (The Readventurer) link
5/15/2012 01:23:19 am

Generally, I think MG and children's retellings are better, because YA, especially if retold as contemps, like you said, focus on romance more than anything else. And too often contemp romance sensibilities do not jive well with old-timey plots.

Heidi link
5/16/2012 12:38:08 pm

So...wishing I hadn't just eaten an exorbitant amount before reading your description of Blue because I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE. Oh man. Both him and Mira is everything that makes me cringe. Even reading about these characters from people who did enjoy the book has me convinced I should go nowhere near it. The fairy tale mixing is fun, but the blatant references to the Disney version kind of irks me. Still, yay for Gretel (I guess?). Reminds me of Fables, where Hansel goes on to be a witch hunter and basically tears it up during the witch trial days...

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