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Preloved Blog Tour: Shirley Marr Goes Back To High School!

4/23/2012

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Preloved cover and Shirley Marr
Today, we have one of our favorite Aussie authors, Shirley Marr, here at The Readventurer to celebrate the release of her second novel, Preloved. Marr's first novel dealt with a teenager accused of murder so it's safe to say that Preloved is something completely new for her. In it, a high school girl finds a locket that is haunted by the snarky ghost of a boy from the 80s. Here's my review, if you missed it. If you're outside of Australia, you can purchase Preloved at Fishpond with free international shipping. In Australia, try The Nile, which has free shipping as well.  

Shirley has done amazingly fun blog posts and interviews at the prior stops on her blog tour, so be sure to check them out. Today, she's taking a trip back to her high school days. Pay close attention because we want you to grade her as a student when she's done! Here's Shirley on her day at YA Author Heights High:



Okay, so Shirley stuffs up the flux capacitor and goes back to high school!

First Period, Social Studies:
What I've noticed about YA Author Heights High is that everyone is super nice. They're all like "oh so what are you writing?" and "Yes, I completely understand Second Novel Syndrome, how about we sit together at lunch behind Writers Block and swap manuscripts?" and "That Librarian, Ms Oprah has got like favouritism or something". But I can't help but notice like every other school, it has CLIQUES.

The Popular People: Everyone is like in awe of them. They are like The Cullens. Everyone stares at them in the lunch hall. I mean that Markus Zusak is pretty good looking and School Captain Melina Marchetta is amazing. And I wish I was Cath Crowley and I wish John Marsden would look my way just the once. I would be so jealous of Jaclyn Moriarty if only she wasn't so darn nice. They always get the gold stars from the teachers and the school loves them too. One day maybe I will be able to share my Vegemite crispbread with them, but maybe this is just a pipe dream.

The Cool Kids: Wow, Lili Wilkinson has the right clothes and hair and she reads the right books and she knows how to tweet the important stuff. And Craig Silvey is the best looking hipster I have ever seen, I hope he asks me to the Year 12 formal. Gabby Williams is instantly cool cos she's from Melbourne. Leanne Hall in vintage black skivvy and capris, oh my. They hang around the bike shed being cool and themselves. They are in it for the ART.

The Newbies: These students have just moved to YAAHH this year and I'm excited. At the moment I am chaperoning Emma Cameron and Pip Harry around and showing them the canteen, toilet block, computer room etc. I reckon they will do well at YAAHH.

The Top Students: Look at those overachievers! That Kirsty Eagar, she's going to graduate and become an International Superstar. And Sonya Hartnett, always winning our school mega awards. Lucy Christopher? I didn't even know she was Australian because she's out of this world. I thought she was British. And Laura Buzo, if she over-achieves with her new novel, she might get inducted into The Popular People cos Laura "Buzo" has got serious "buzz" cred.  I wish I knew the secret handshake to get into The Popular People crowd.

The Emo Kid: Me.

Second Period, Art:
I was an A grade student! Shaun Tan eat your heart out. I used to draw a lot when I was very young, when my English wasn't good (I didn't speak English fluently until I was about eight) and drawing was my only medium of expression. I made hundreds of these little picture books. But as I got better at writing my art suffered as a result and these days it's pretty piss poor! But my one Party Trick is that I can draw anything on the spot. You tell me the first thing on my your mind (hippopotamus, potato etc) and I will draw it for you. Here are some things I drew from Preloved. You get 1 point if you can figure out what they are. 2 points if you can specifically locate them in the book and a bonus golden unicorn if you can guess Number 4. 
Preloved Locket Drawing
(1)
Preloved Prom Dress Pic
(2)
Preloved Bicycle Pic
(3)
David Bowie Labyrinth Drawing
(4)
Third Period, History:
Once upon a time in the 80s, Shirley Marr was born. As a child she read a lot of books and knew at about 10 that she was going to be a writer. If she were able to reign in her personality it would have helped as in high school she refused to take English Lit cos it was "elitist", resigned from the Year Book Committee because they were "elitist" and didn't hand in several major essays in English because the curriculum was "boring". She ended up graduating uni and ended up with that magic occupation starting with "A"! Yes! An... Accountant. But an Awkward Accountant. The other day while walking down the city terrace, she accidentally kicked a lawyer (but it wasn't Julia Lawrinson). One day she decided to send in a manuscript with a terrible submission letter and a box of chocolates (no! The inter webs says you must never do this) to a slush pile. And for some reason the Publisher liked her. And here she is. Newborn Author.

Fourth Period, English:
Shirley's aforementioned original submission letter for Fury: 


18 March 2009

Dear  Black Dog Books [actual person's name redacted by The Readventurer],

Please find enclosed a three-chapter submission of my young adult manuscript
Fury. It’s a contemporary story of murder, revenge, blood and love set in a high
school, told by one snarky narrator. It is my first submission ever, so I hope that
you like it.

I decided to submit to black dog because I like the fact that you are a young,
passionate and fun publishing house with a sense of humour and if the answer is
a yes, then I think I would fit right in. I also think Dragon Keeper is awesome and
I would very much like to be published by you if it means I get to meet Carole
Wilkinson.

I believe that I have heaps of books inside of me (not just the one) and I would
like a chance to develop all these ideas. I believe I am committed in the long run
as I write every single day of my life and have done so for the past ten years. I
don’t see myself stopping anytime soon.

Unfortunately, I have to tell you the truth that I don’t have a biography to attach
as per your submission guidelines. The only other thing I’ve ever had published
is my honours thesis called “Locus of Control and Budgetary Participation: An
Investigation into Budgetary Slack in Management Accounting”. It failed to
produce any concrete findings (as well as being extremely boring), but I won the
Asian Review of Accounting Dissertation Prize for highest scored thesis paper
based on the writing alone, so I hope this is proof that I can actually write.

Please also find a box of chocolates for you all to share. I don’t expect that a box
of chocolates will make you want to publish my manuscript, but may I suggest
that you enjoy them while you read my manuscript…

Sincerely yours,

Shirley Marr
 

Lunch:
At lunch I find in my lunch box all the food items from Preloved. With cheat-sheet for our American and International friends.I'm hoping that since my lunch box is so awesome Markus Zusak will quit making himself so handsome on the rugby field and come sit with me.
licorice strap
Milo
Weet-Bix

1. A raspberry licorice strap. There are no raspberry liquorice straps in the US? I think liquorice straps are a traditional UK thing. Anyway, it is just really long liquorice that can be peeled off into smaller straps which is then eaten. It's hours of fun and variation. I've been known to plait 3 smaller straps together before eating them together.

2. Milo. Australia's favourite chocolate/malt powder for making it into a drink. It will turn you into a cricket superstar, I swear. You can mix it with milk for a cold drink (make sure you actually use more milo than milk for a traditional Aussie way) or make it hot and then top it off with like 3 tablespoons of milo 'sprinkling". I don't understand how chocolate gets promoted in Australia as being an "energy food", but hey, it's the Big Brown Land after all. Do you have Ovaltine? It's similar, but Ovaltine is nowhere near as GOOD. 

3. A cheesymite scroll:  A spiral pastry with a cheese and Vegemite filling, hence "cheesymite". Popular as a mid-morning snack, eaten cold. They can be homemade or purchased from Australian chain bakeries such as "Brumbies" (how Aussie is the name of this bakery chain?) 

4. Weet-Bix. The Breakfast of Champions. "Mate, how many can you do?" the TV commercial will ask of you. "Top Aussies" can do about twenty in one go. They are like slabs of wheat that taste like… absolutely nothing. But they are totes nutritious. I can only "do" about 3. I know, I'm a weakling and will never be a Socceroo.  
Fifth Period, Science: 
The regular science teacher is "chucking a sickie" (Aussie slang for having a sick day) and the substitute teacher has failed to show up. Flann says you call them "subs" in the States, but here it is just "substitute teacher". Shirley has decided to wheel out the ancient TV and video player to play a movie instead.

Shirley's 80s movie choices are:
1. The Princess Bride - I love this movie. I bet you can't tell!
2. Labyrinth - Teenage girl's "coming of age" symbolically manifests itself into a fantasy sequence involving a massive inescapable maze, a groping pit of hands and David Bowie in lycra tights. And this is supposed to be for little kids.
3. The Dark Crystal -  I'm sad how they don't make kid's movies like this anymore. 
4. The NeverEnding Story - ditto
5. Return to Oz - I don't really like The Wizard of Oz. But I LOVE the sequel. Dorothy is dragged to have Electric Shock Therapy after confessing to having "been to Oz" and escapes with the said magical friends. Now that's more Shirley's style!
6. Pretty in Pink - I love how John Cryer used to be young, cute and a contender for Movie Boyfriend. I think I would rather endure like, The Never Ending Story II before Two and a Half Men.
7. The Breakfast Club - *doodles "SM 4 MZ 4EVA" on desk*. If I can "accidentally" switch on the bunsen burner and maybe set Melina's hair on fire and blame it on Markus Zusak and then "act out of line" during Math, then hopefully we can end up in after school detention together. Sweet!
8. Back to the Future - I love but don't understand this movie.
9. Tron - I also love but don't understand this movie. Tron sequel thing - go way. You are too cool and that it not the point.
10. The Goonies. That is all. The Goonies! 
[editor's note: TONS of these were released in 1985. What a crazy amazing year for movies! -F]

Sixth Period, Maths:
Since Shirley can't do Math, she decides to cheat off Principal Flann in this period. Unfortunately (or thank goodness for that), she gets caught and has to do after school detention.
Shirley Marr in the dunce corner
Shirley in the dunce corner. (or against the dunce wall, as it were.)
Seventh Period, Languages:
A normal Shirley sentence: "Something-something Pollywaffle Wagon Wheel Gotye something-something Golden Gaytime Jason Donovan Frilled-neck Lizard" What language is this?? It's 'Strine of course!

Here's a handy Aussie English  translator  for when you read Preloved:

Bloke: a guy. Can be embellished as "top bloke" - a really great guy

Dag/Daggy: something really uncool and possibly nerdy. Can be used as an expression of endearment e.g.: "You dag!" which roughly translate to "Your poor dear!"

Fair dinkum: The real deal, something genuine and "true blue". When used incredulously, such as "fair dumkum, mate!" it becomes a rhetorical "Are you being real?"

Fair go: to give something a fair chance. 

Fish and Chips: a popular Friday night meal, inherited from the British, consisting of battered fish and chips, wrapped up in butcher's paper.

Grouse: Great. Not gross I guess, but… grouse. Anything can be "grouse" e.g. - Your hair looks grouse, this book I'm reading is grouse. 

Neighbours: a once popular nightly Australian TV family drama about the inhabitants of "Ramsey Street". In it's hey day in the 80s the defining moment was when loveable female mechanic played by then-rising-star Kylie Minogue (Charlene) marries the hottie Scott (Jason Donavon, who now has totally jumped the shark) and it was the besets TV wedding ever.

Neighbours wedding
Would you LOOK at that mullet?
Sheila: a girl

Spewin': similar to "I can't believe this is happening" or when used to sympathise with another person - "I'm so sorry to hear"

Strewth: used to express shock, as in "I can't believe this!"   

Shirley gets an A!
At the end of Shirley's day, I bet she went out for drinks and cupcakes with her mates. I guess that's one benefit of being an adult back in high school. What would you score Shirley for her day back at school? I'd definitely give her an A. Heck, I'd give her an A just for including her artwork, that mullet picture, and dressing up like a schoolgirl for detention. That's dedication! Her movie picks are epic as well--the wheelers from Return to Oz are a recurring nightmare of mine and I watch Princess Bride, Labyrinth, and Goonies on at least a monthly basis.

Since Preloved is so hard to find in the US/Canada and her publisher (black dog books, an imprint of Walker Books) was kind enough to send us two copies (one of which we already gave away--Congrats, Missie!), we'd like to tour our other copy to give a few more people the chance to read it. Don't forget to enter the giveaways on earlier blog tour stops as well for books and a few other goodies!

We will see what the demand is like for a book tour, so fill out this form if you are interested. We'll definitely include the first 20 people to respond but maybe more, depending on the success of the initial effort. 

Thanks for joining us today, Shirley! You were a wonderful student! 

Let us know in the comments what high school clique YOU belonged to, what grade you'd give Shirley, or what your favorite period was in today's back to the future trip to high school was.

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31 Comments
Jo [Wear the Old Coat] link
4/23/2012 03:18:38 pm

This post makes me SAD and ANGRY that I didn't go to school with Shirley. :(

Brilliant post, ladies. I loved every minute of it!

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Flannery (The Readventurer) link
4/23/2012 03:26:02 pm

Join the club, Jo. We meet every Saturday night to get drunk and watch 80s movies. (we can dress up from the 50s for you sometimes)

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VeganYANerds link
4/23/2012 03:20:57 pm

Haha, this is such a great idea for a post. I'd give Shirls an A as well, and boo to maths, it's my least fave subject, ever!

Also, I love the Aussie slang dictionary, I know us Aussies can be hard to understand!

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Flannery (The Readventurer) link
4/23/2012 03:27:21 pm

That's only like half of the words she could've included. My favorite will always be tryhard. I TRY HARD to integrate it into my everyday speech. While I'm wearing a singlet, obviously.

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Maja link
4/23/2012 03:55:06 pm

I can't believe how many awesome posts and interviews I've read since the tour started! I love that Shirley managed to mention Markus Zusak's good looks twice! Who could blame her?

I haven't given an A in a long time (I'm awful to my students like that), but I think Shirley definitely deserves it.

Who cares about math anyway?

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Flannery (The Readventurer) link
4/24/2012 07:50:30 am

Personally, I don't think they can be mentioned enough. Also, Craig Silvey is a total stud. That is all.

You WOULD be one of those professors who never gives out As. I'm the student who rolls my eyes at you behind your back and draws funny doodles of you incorrectly conjugating verbs.

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Vinaya link
4/23/2012 04:09:31 pm

I think Shirley's everlasting crush on Markus Zusak is SO adorable. Anyone remember that love note she wrote him on her blog? Also, what is 'jumped the shark'? Is this more incomprehensible Aussie slang?

LOVED this post, you guys, it was AwESOME.

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Flannery (The Readventurer) link
4/24/2012 07:52:22 am

Dear Vinaya,

Jumping the shark, via WIKIPEDIA (is this source unknown to you?) "is an idiom created by Jon Hein that is used to describe the moment in the evolution of a television show when it begins a decline in quality that is beyond recovery. The phrase is also used to refer to a particular scene, episode or aspect of a show in which the writers use some type of "gimmick" in a desperate attempt to keep viewers' interest."

/snark

Love Always,
Flann

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Catie (The Readventurer) link
4/24/2012 08:23:35 am

Also, here's a hilarious video from Happy Days, which features the Fonz literally jumping over a shark (while water-skiing). That's how the phrase was originally coined. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72nPf4UaemU

Trinity link
4/23/2012 04:15:26 pm

Number 4 is totes Bowie, gimme my unicorn!

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Flannery (The Readventurer) link
4/24/2012 07:54:23 am

As we discussed on Twitter, we at The Readventurer take no responsibility and bear no liability for the fantastical promises of our guest authors. Take it up with Ms. Marr.

In the meantime, I think this should satisfy your want for a reward: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ&ob=av2e

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Jasprit link
4/23/2012 04:43:16 pm

This is the funniest post ever! I would totally give Shirley an A* (I don't know if you guys get them over there, but Shirley totally deserves the top grade!)

I loved English too and music, because all we did in there was act like we were the next biggest music producers with our keyboards and massive headphones!

I also love your Aussie slang, strewth always reminds me of Alf Stewart from Home and Away! And we always use refer to teachers which are covering as supply teachers! And Shirley don't worry I can only ever eat 1 Weetabix, but sometimes not even that so I have to buy the mini ones instead!

Fab post ladies! :)

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Flannery (The Readventurer) link
4/24/2012 07:56:42 am

It's funny you should mention that you did that in music class in high school because I STILL DO THAT with my friends every time we go to the Experience Music Project in downtown Seattle. Really mature:)

Supply teachers? That makes them sound like such a...resource.

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Maree link
4/23/2012 04:55:35 pm

Lovely post ladies :D Can I come to school with you? It sounds so fun! And Shirley, when it comes to Weetbix I only do 3 as well (and always with honey and I eat really really fast 'cause I hate soggy cereal), unfortunately Milo has yet to make me even remotely interested in watching cricket, let alone playing it :)

Shirley I'm giving you an A+ for being truly fabulous and Flannery you get an A+ too for having such an awesome blog

Maree

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Maggie, Young Adult Anonymous link
4/23/2012 05:46:53 pm

Shirley, I bet you kick ass at Draw Something. If you want to play me, my username is *ahem* faltrain because I am a giant dork (dag?) and Cath Crowley fangirl.

We don't have Milo but my grandpa always gave us Nestle Quik -- also good hot or cold.

I used to manage the boys basketball team, so I'll pick that as my favorite subject. :)

What about Sixteen Candles? The Wizard?? We need to have a sleepover ASAP. You bring the sugared popcorn and I'll bring The Wizard.

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Reynje
4/23/2012 09:17:33 pm

This post is grouse :) So are David Bowie's magic pants!

But I can barely do 2 Weetbix.. does this make me a bad Australia?

Love your work, Shirley and Flan!

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Belle link
4/23/2012 10:34:10 pm

Shirley gets an A+ or 100% if we're going to be fair dinkum, we don't really do letter grades down under.
Oh, oh, drawing 4 is Jareth the Goblin King as played be Bowie in Labyrinth! That movie list pretty much sums up all of my favourite movies. Shirley, you are a kindred spirit.
But I can only do two Weetbix. One time my brother, a budding cricketer, attempted to do more than Brett Lee, and tried 12. He promptly vomited.

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Catie (The Readventurer) link
4/23/2012 11:27:14 pm

Hahahaha, I had so much fun reading this this morning. This was such a brilliant idea Flannery (and major props to you Shirley for a) going along with it and b) making it even more brilliant with your awesome answers). I LOVE your drawings Shirley - Bowie in The Labyrinth!! It's the spitting image!

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michelle link
4/23/2012 11:32:43 pm

I am constantly surprised by how funny and inventive all the posts on this tour are! Shirley Marr seems like a really neat person.
I loved hers science section -- it has almost every 80s movie I still watch in there. So, Shirley gets an A, and I guess I would probably be an "overachiever." (I actually really like math.)

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Wendy Doyle
4/24/2012 12:48:28 am

I'd give you an A, of course! Learning isn't only about academics. The intangibles are just as important, if not more so.

Having been a teen in the late 80's, I am proud to say I saw many of those movies on their first run and it was indeed a GREAT time to be a teen!

#4 is Jareth! It'sin the same vein of movie as The Dark Crystal, which was way better in my book.

Thanks, Shirley!

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Kaethe
4/24/2012 01:20:33 am

Brilliant. But for the benefit of everyone who's going to copy your homework for a list of good reads, please correct the spelling of Sonya Hartnett.

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Flannery (The Readventurer) link
4/24/2012 02:43:19 am

Done! Your wish is my command!

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Kaethe
4/24/2012 01:49:31 am

And also, it warms the cockles of my heart to know there are so many fans of muppet-filled 80s movies. Honestly, I'm surprised The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension ... didn't make the list, since it at least had rubber suit aliens.

Anyway, best blog post ever, full marks.

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Danya link
4/24/2012 03:42:16 am

This post was so much fun — loved it! Hmmmm, tough to choose my favourite period from this post, they were all so awesome. I'd probably go with English, though, because that submission letter is priceless. I wish I'd received a box of chocolates when I worked as an editorial intern!! Yum.... :D

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Missie, The Unread Reader link
4/24/2012 05:07:18 am

hahaha! Super fun post. I'd definitely give Ms. Mar an A++ for the mullet and the dunce picture.

In high school, I loved my SAT prep course. We did everything but prep, like play spin the bottle. LOL

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Heidi link
4/24/2012 06:08:18 am

I have visited...errr stalked every post on this tour and Shirley writes some or the most entertaining posts so many things I loved about this post. She always makes me smile. Seriously, this has been one of the best tours. Thanks Shirley for treating us instead of giving us the same worn out interviews. You are lovely!

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Wendy Darling link
4/24/2012 07:30:58 am

Dear dear, a student who doesn't do maths but who grows up to an accountant, eh? LOVE that petulant photo, and the guest post is, as always, a masterpiece of Shirley perfection.

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Sam link
4/25/2012 12:30:40 am

I love this post! Shirley is hilarious! :D I'm not surprised Melina Marchetta happened to be the School Captain. ;)

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Emily link
4/26/2012 05:50:34 pm

Shirley, what do you mean ONCE popular? I am watching Neighbours right now! And it is quality TV. *serious face*

Lovely post, ladies. I want to attend this school!

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Missie, The Unread Reader link
4/30/2012 05:27:48 am

The book arrived, safe and sound, and absolutely gorgeous! Thanks again, ladies. :)

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